Does your shirt say the following?
"Hi there, I'm a person that intentionally seeks out a great tasting cup of coffee because life is short and why settle for anything less? Additionally, I genuinely care about safe cities and want to support investigative activities simply by taking a sip of I.D.C.C.'s sweet, silky brown nectar."
No? We have just the thing for you!
Black Tee. Circular yellow I.D. Coffee Co logo on the front left chest. Semi-gloss, all-caps, black-font "I.D. COFFEE CO" text situated across the upper back that will have the fashion police picking their jaw up off the floor.